Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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