honey bunches of taint.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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