...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
This is my gift to your gina
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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