Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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