the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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