Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
He felt like a one man threesome
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I'm really busy with my period
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