My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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