Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
