Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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