Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
This can only be settled by a dance off.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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