Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
now i know why i became what i already was.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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