Welp...herpes.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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