she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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