We won't sleep together?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.