Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies