Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole