"it" just moved
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
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Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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