Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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