There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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