Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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