Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
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Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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