On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
two words...techno handjob
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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