YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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