I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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