Hey man sorry I got all grabby
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
