On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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