How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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