I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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