id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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