It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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