How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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