guys are not supposed to queef...right?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
only you would photoshop your dick
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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