I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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