I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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