ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
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I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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