Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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