What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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