EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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