Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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