dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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