he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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