she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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