i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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