She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
