They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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