Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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