I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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