Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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