Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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