He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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