Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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