Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
She's the barista slut.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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