Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
please come you make the beer taste better
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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